epa03857159 Jeff Langum, gold medal winner for the Full Beard Natural spot, cheers on stage after winning the overall prize during the National Beard and Mustache Championship in New Orleans, Louisiana, USA, on 07 September 2013. The tournament will include 200 people competing in 17 different categories. EPA/DAN ANDERSON
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Favorite Beard Humor

Last night I had to shave off a lot of my beard due to the fact it was causing interference with the microphone I wear (Note: I’m not even sure what I now have could be called a beard). So, to help me with my ‘grief process’, I’m posting some of my favorite beard humor. Enjoy and remember Proverbs 17:22a A joyful heart is good medicine.

The beard tells the world that you spend more time in morning prayer than morning primping.

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Growing a beard is a habit most natural, scriptural, manly and beneficial.

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A guide to facial hair…..

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Fact, my beard is smarter than your honor roll student.

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2013 National beard and mustache champion.

epa03857159 Jeff Langum, gold medal winner for the Full Beard Natural spot, cheers on stage after winning the overall prize during the National Beard and Mustache Championship in New Orleans, Louisiana, USA, on 07 September 2013. The tournament will include 200 people competing in 17 different categories. EPA/DAN ANDERSON

Only Nicholas Cage can make a real beard look fake.

You can have your “swag”. I have a beard.

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Beard facts….

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Why are you so defensive? I’m not….

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I find your lack of facial hair disturbing.

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Let me know if I missed one!

4 Comments

  1. I am not quite sure why bearded ministers bother me. I have tried to address my own misgivings. It could be because where I grew up in the NE, bearded ministers were mostly Amish. Or other bearded men were considered “hillbillies”. I am trying to avoid these stereotypes as neither statements are true especially in 2016 where rugged, bearded men are considered attractive. Saying all of this, I am happy you shaved!

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